Open-up Diaries: Day Four

Suburban life gets wild

Photo by Brooke Cagle on Unsplash

Only four days in and I’ve missed my deadline. I am sorry, but I do have a good reason: I overslept. If you were wondering why I’m no longer traditionally employed, you can stop now.

Anyway, I took my shiny lip-balmed eyebrows to Sainsbury’s and bought bacon, wine and dog treats. The woman at the till didn’t ID me for the wine, which was shocking and upsetting. It’s…