Open-up Diaries: Day Three
Breaking news — my life is over
I’ll begin today with an update on yesterday’s story about the dog-poo lady. Honestly, I am mortified. I’m going to have to go into hiding. OK, here we go.
So my mum walked Nora down to the postbox in the rain. Standard stuff. It’s a busy road, and she’s trying to get Nora used to the traffic, etc. etc. And guess who she bumps into? Take a…